Saturday, 31 October 2009
Meh, I Fancied A Night In Anyway...
It's Halloween At Last!
Friday, 30 October 2009
The Free Weekend Starts Here!
Thursday, 29 October 2009
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Tuesday's Fly On The Wall
The House Is A Tip! But For A Good Reason...
Monday, 26 October 2009
Introducing A New Weekly Feature
Sunday, 25 October 2009
Wow! Is it Sunday already?
Saturday, 24 October 2009
Recipe: Carrot Cake
300g plain flour
1 tsp baking powder
½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
200g soft brown sugar
250ml oil
1 orange, zested
200g carrots, finely grated
Note: I made this cake in your average sized shallow sandwich tin - remember the finished cake will be double that size!
Friday, 23 October 2009
Recipe: Brownie Bites
- 100g dark chocolate
- 110g butter
- 225g sugar
- 2 large eggs, beaten
- 50g flour
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
- 1 tsp salt
Thursday, 22 October 2009
Recipe: Easy Garlic Bread
Everyone loves garlic bread! Why not try swapping the baguette for some ciabatta bread and grating some of your favourite cheese to melt on top?
3 large cloves of garlic, 100g soft butter, 2 tbsp finely chopped parsley, 1 baguette.
Preheat the oven to 200°c/400°f/Gas 6. Peel and finely chop the garlic. Mix the chopped garlic with the butter and the stir in the parsley. Take the baguette and make diagonal incisions about 3cm apart using a sharp knife. Make sure you don't cut straight through the bread! Spread the garlic butter generously between the slices. Then wrap the baguette in a sheet of tin foil and bake in the middle of the oven for around 10 minutes. Then open the foil and allow the top of the baguette to crisp for an extra 3-4 minutes.
Wednesday, 21 October 2009
Recipe: Speedy Chicken Pie
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1 celery stick
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1 small tin of sweetcorn
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mayonaise
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2 cooked skinless and boneless chicken breasts
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1 or 2 packets of plain crisps
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1 bag of grated red Leicester cheese
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
E.M & The Laundry Bag
Monday, 19 October 2009
National Baking Week Starts Here!
Sunday, 18 October 2009
My Stressful Sunday: Pt.2
My Stressful Sunday: Pt.1
It hasn't been an easy week this week, and today is no exception. So many things have gone wrong for me today, and i'm just so miffed i'm not even gonna begin to list them.
Saturday, 17 October 2009
Shopping!
- Pink adidas trainers (E.M's previous un-branded trainers had taken quite a beating from everyday wear)
- A school bag (that isn't huge on her)
Friday, 16 October 2009
E.M's 2 Year Check-Up & J.R Gets Chickenpox
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
Cheeky Things: What My 3 Year Old Knows & My 2 Year Old Doesn't...
It's bedtime here and I have just been upstairs for the third time to tell J.R and E.M to stop messing about and go to sleep.
So I trudged upstairs for the third time to issue the ultimatium: If they didn't go to sleep immediately we wouldn't be making cupcakes tomorrow...
Tuesday, 13 October 2009
Tuesday's Fly On The Wall
Monday, 12 October 2009
We Are OFFICIALLY Out Of Nappies!
Sunday, 11 October 2009
I Rarely Come Across Something That I Find So Ridiculous
GORDON BROWN likes to know what we're up to. He takes photographs of our cars as we drive to work, he has spy drones in the sky to monitor hippies and he keeps photocopies of every businessman's eyeball.
He films our trips to the shopping centre, uses massive computer resources to establish how much money we earn, has facial recognition cameras all around London and he sometimes eavesdrops on our telephone conversations. Especially if we say that "the party went down like a bomb".
But even this endless probing isn't enough because now he wants to know what's in your FRIDGE.
I'm not making this up. In the wake of the Baby P scandal, Government agents in Harrow have been told that if they look in a family's fridge they will be able to decide if a child is being abused.
All I can say is that i'm glad they didn't come round to my house this morning because all of my kids would have been handed over to Elton John immediately.
The milk was cheese, the cheese was covered in a furry green blanket and the blanket, if you looked carefully, was moving. At the back, just behind the tub of coleslaw with a "best before the Boer War" sticker was a potato which had sprouted and become what can only be described as a tree. There was also a tube full of cream I use to stop fungus growing on my face, a cocktail sausage with the constitution of granite and a sorry-looking pork chop which had oozed pus on to the sherry trifle someone made for my birthday. In April.
It wasn't all bad news, though. In amongst this seething mass of bacteria, disease and goo were 16 bottles of Tiger beer, 14 of Peroni and half a crate of Chablis.
What information can we gather from this? That I am a culinary slob? Perhaps. That I am a compulsive hoarder? For sure. That i'm a drunk? Hmmm.
But a bad parent? The fact is that my children eat fresh food and if something's left over it usually goes in the dog. And what the dog refuses goes in the chickens.
Idiotic
The fridge is for food items that no one likes - stupid sauces you bought on holiday, bits of strong cheese that make you go cross-eyed and the lettuce your wife keeps buying even though neither you, your children or your dog would ever dream of putting such an idiotic and pointless thing in their mouths. And, of course, the fridge is for beer and wine.
If I was looking for signs of child abuse, I certainly wouldn't bother ferreting about in the ice tray. I'd look for evidence of malnourishment, cigarette burns and broken bones.
But that's the world we live in today. You are accused of being a paedophile if you take a child to school and now you are accused of being an abuser if your milk's a bit off.
Saturday, 10 October 2009
What Does This Look Like To You?
Friday, 9 October 2009
Daddy Teaches: The Boys & The Girls
Daddy is teaching J.R who in our family is a boy and who's a girl. This is because she keeps calling him "Good girl Daddy" and he's had enough LOL
Daddy's Notes
Thursday, 8 October 2009
What E.M Did.
Wednesday, 7 October 2009
Zzzzz...
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
It's Raining It's Pouring!
Tuesday's Fly On The Wall
Monday, 5 October 2009
It's Not Big And It's Not Clever
Sunday, 4 October 2009
Daddy's Not Here
- put her pyjama trousers back on.
- put ANY trousers on at all.
- eat her breakfast.
- sit on the sofa nicely if she wants to watch TV.
- run and throw her pyjama trousers into the kitchen.
- walk around the house in just a nappy and vest.
- lick all the butter from two slices of toast.
- and watch the TV from a mere three inches away.
Rebel.
Saturday, 3 October 2009
Just Me, Mum & A Couple Of Doogies