Tuesday's Fly On The Wall

The Airplane Conversation

J.R *Gasps* "Mummy what's that noise?"

Mummy "Oh that's just a plane flying high up in the sky."

J.R "[J.R] go on a plane and go in the sky?"

Mummy "Maybe one day. At the moment you're too little, only big girls and boys and Mummies and Daddies can go on planes..."

J.R "Mummy, what people you wanna on a plane?"

Mummy "Who do I want to go on a plane? Oh, that's easy. Mummy, [J.R], Daddy and [E.M]."

J.R "Oh no...Daddy cann'y go on a plane!"

Mummy "Why not?"

J.R "He's belly is TOO big."