The girls are at home with my parents. I'm walking up the hill, on my way to the doctors when I hear, "LISTEN YOU, you've been giving me attitude all holiday do you really think you're gonna get anything nice?"

A stressed out mum, walking in front of me with her 3 kids...

"Look stop it now you're getting really cowbag-ish"

Says another stressed out mum, to her toddler daughter behind me in the queue at the newsagents. Ahh...that's better! Though I know exactly how you feel, i'm just smiling 'cos for once it's not happening to me.