Tuesday 26 May 2009

Tuesday's Fly On The Wall

Actions speak louder than words. And this week and it's Daddy's turn, in Tuesday's Fly On The Wall...
J.R eating her dinner, knocks her cup and spills her entire drink.
The water works it's way quickly to the two £20 notes sitting in the middle of the table.
Mummy (snatching her money from water) "Nooo!"
Daddy "I'll get it!"
Daddy reaches over and starts frantically dabbing at the water.
Mummy "Are you using a wet wipe to mop up water?"
Daddy (slightly embarassed) "It was there at the time...."
He has successfully spread an even layer of water across the table top.
Mummy cleverly puts the bank notes on top of the radiator to dry out.
Less than a minute later, Daddy walks past and knocks them onto the floor, he tuts....
And throws them back onto the table. The wet table.

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