My Mealtime Madness

I've been sitting here for ages now. Why is it always like this? I feel like i'm fighting a losing battle trying to get her to eat her dinner nicely. ...No, it's not Miss J.R, it's the Baby. She scrapes her food off the plate, pulls the tablecloth, stabs the tabletop with her fork, she refuses her food - only to cry when I take it away! And what's worse is that she doesn't do any of this when Daddy is supervising the mealtime. Only me.